This smoothie would've been good

I don't drink coffee because it makes me too jittery, irritable, and hyper and once it wears off I crash hard...and this is after just one cup! It's mornings like today's that make me wonder if it wouldn't be worthwhile to have just a little. Just enough to wake me up enough so that I would be aware that my blender was coming undone and oozing its contents. My precious smoothie. I mean seriously, it didn't get like this in a couple seconds. It took about 20 seconds, I would guess, and I didn't notice. I remember the blender making a strange sound and proceeded to ignore it then I turned my head and saw the mess. Did I mention I was standing right next to it (but staring off into lalaland)? I made another sans the spinach because I was out. So sad, I like my morning salad.